the day seems the same
the work, the people
and the games i play
but the familiar is different
for i look through your eyes
from my heart you reside
travelling salesman. fav drink maotai. maotai makes it much easier for me to deal with people. that includes you so don't go leaving any nasty comments :)
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Today
Friday, June 24, 2005
Friday, June 03, 2005
sgblogconspiracy - There Is NO Conspiracy
maotai does not believe that there is a conspiracy going on. after meeting the bloggers at the hideout last month, maotai has submitted a report detailing the personalities of those said bloggers. the truth is that there is not one conspiracy but SEVERAL conspiracies!!! maotai will reveal three of the cases he has uncovered;
Conspiracy 1: mr. miyagi is lim buey tor!
the mild mannered gentleman we know so well is the wild partying gentleman lim buey tor of whom we also know well. LBT's lifestyle; the partying, the drinking, the 5/10 games and the young women has certainly taken its toll. remember how tired looking mr. miyagi was? look at their blogs, completely different, the contrast is so wide that it could only has been deliberate! the blogsphere's very own clark kent/ superman.
Conspiracy 2: none of the bloggers look the way they actually do.
this has been aptly demonstrated by LMD whom we were misled to mean 'littlemissdrinkalot'. how wrong we were LMD is the Lethal Mistress (or master, no one of coz really knows) of Disguise. LMD has offerred her skills under the guise of nail shaping and painting. how deviously clever! one of her customers is FF, deliciously disguised as a shunu. if you are a regular visitor to FF's blog you would know that she is an axe wielding testicles crushing amazon equipped with hot irons and army boots,certainly not looking like the gal in a japanese chekopek's wet dream.
Conspiracy 3: the coming sgblogcon is a trap!
the authorities know that most of sg bloggers are actually aliens. yes, aliens. why do you think that even after years of
with all the aliens in one place (NLB branch too!), the sgblogcon is the perfect opportunity for the gahmen's MIB (Mission to Influence Bloggers) to
but maotai will be ready! he has his grouche marx disguise ready. he suggests that all bloggers to visit LMD's "nail spa" and get their custom made disguises for the event.
LOL
sgblogconspiracy
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Monday, May 30, 2005
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Band of Bruthers... Kenna demoted.
E, you are OK. wait from 6pm. YOU are okay!!!! V, you are okay too but i think we cheenas can drink more vodka!!!!! LOL
and you appeared. we 5/10 little bit. we sussed each other out. coz that's the way men are. we pushed. we ranked.
for speaking bahasa indonesia, E you are bruther. for tuning down and keeping quiet L and V you are bruthers. L, you understand, you let me go. I KNOW.
i no longer uncle to you guys. i owe you E two drinks.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Cowboy Bar barflies get real...

the place was hideout at 31b circular road. where maotai met some of the nicest young people in singapore. makanguru the organizer was late but i spied mrbrown, mr. miyagi and james seng. they drove and weren't able to partake the alcohol to the same level as maotai. leave your cars at home the next time!!!
onelittletwit was so warm and welcoming. got maotai plugged into the group with intros and all. we have a bet, no smoking for a month for 2 dozen bottles of hoegarden. bloggers' honor! red wine at wine & company also can do.
tripleperiod, i don't know why you have problems looking for galfrens? if i were 20 years younger my problem would be too many choices!!! all the intelligent and mature ladies around, the cream of the female youth in singapore were gathered there.
good dependable mandrake, solid as a rock. with jordangoh who actually uses his real name coz he has nothing to hide (unlike the most of us LOL)
FF who really really looks like a "shunu" (drool drool... makes uncle a chee ko peh). would look so good in a sailor school uniform, who is so different from her blog persona. FF, do you have a ghost writer????
Joel is also "shunu" target. long long hair sweet sweet one LOL
MailOrderBride looked every bit as desirable as in her photos. so no need to advertise in catalogs lah LOL
celle and sandra caused a stir when they walked in... no, celle you are not too vulgar uncle has heard worse LOL yes, yes, please talk to moblog about including rssfeed, ask them to consider it for the convenience for us blog stalkers.
blend into the background mirclay, watching observing... you are a dangerous one LOL
cute cute barffie with her jeff boy boy. such a cute sweet couple!
and LMD, the one who makes me think. in your search for answers you have pushed me to do the same. to understand myself and my emotions and my needs. to constantly evaluate my stand. thank you.
yes, thank you everyone. for letting me know that a far far better world will come because you guys are.
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
What Can Never Be
can only create in the mind
what can never be
but sometimes that is enough
let the spirit be pampered
see us thru another day
in hope of happiness


















