got this from an email, an oldie but a goodie
1- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3- How about never? Is never good for you?
4- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10- Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13- I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.
14- Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.
16- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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